Arghhhhh!!!!! This cannot be happening!!

Actually i've written something for today, something totally different but by the time i tried to post it, the so called "liputan broadband terluas" disconnect me. After i managed to reconnect all was left is the title only....i'm too sleepy to type the whole thing again...so good night to u

Somethin' to make us smile

TIRU

Suatu hari ayah Naim dipanggil guru besar sekolah kerana Naim didapati selalu meniru di dalam ujian. setiap kali ujian, Naim didakwa selalu duduk disebelah Azim.

ayah: saya tak percaya anak saya meniru setiap kali ujian!

cikgu: betul encik. kami bukan tuduh begitu sahaja.

ayah: ape buktinya?

cikgu: nah, ini buktinya kalo encik tak percaya tengoklah sendiri.

ayah Naim melihat kertas jawapan Naim dan Azim. soalan pertama: siapakah bapa kemerdekaan Malaysia? Naim dan Azim memberikan jawapan yang sama iaitu Tunku Abdul Rahman Putra.

ayah: memanglah jawapan mereka sama. macam mana cikgu kata anak saya meniru?

cikgu: sabar encik. cuba encik lihat soalan kedua.

ayah Naim melihat soalan kedua. pada tahun berapakah negara kita mencapai kemerdekaan? sekali lagi Naim dan Azim memberikan jawapan yang sama: 31 ogos 1957. Ayah Naim sekali lagi marah, tetapi ditenteramkan untuk membaca soalan ketiga: siapakah yang duduk disebelah Tunku Abdul Rahman di stadium merdeka?

Azim menulis: maaf, saya tak tahu

Naim menulis:kalu kau tak tahu aku lagi tak tahu!!

CHIMPENG
I was looking for an empty space to park my car in Bangsar when suddenly there's a knock on the glass.

"Encik ah..tanya sikit ah..itu Chimpeng mana ah..?"

"Apa?"

"Chimpeng, Chimpeng...saya sudah tanya itu guard ah.. dia ckaap sini ada satu Chimpeng...."

"Sorrylah Apek. Saya tak tau woh...Apa tempat itu Chimpeng?"

"Aiyah...itu Chimpeng balu punya..Saya mau pigi angkat wang la..."

"Tarak tau la boss. Itu kedai ka apa?Along ka?"

"Chimpeng bukan kedai ma..lu itu pun tak tau ah..? itu Chimpeng macam itu Maypeng, Public Peng, RHetB Peng...itu balu punya Peng.."

Adoi...apek..buat aku pening je..dia cari CIMB Bank ..

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER

Interviewer : What is your birth date?

Muthu : 13th October Interviewer : Which year?

Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER

Manager asked Muthu at an interview... . Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP

After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife : No! Why?

Muthu : In London , a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?". . that's why ...

MUTHU & TOURIST

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Muthu whether any great man or leader was born in his village or not .. and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here .. "

MUTHU & DRIVER

When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife ? Sit back. I will drive.

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL

Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN "

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART

Interviewer : Just imagine you're in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape ?

Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination ..

Oh .. i forgot . the funniest part .. On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why ???????????? Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" on her right chest ... and he did it !

Order
Suatu hari seorang orang kampung ingin makan di Mc'Donalds. Bila dia sampai dia tak tahu nak order aper…maklumlah orang kampung..sedang dia berfikir datang seorang lelaki lingkungan 30an ditepinya…Ahmad namanya…orang kampung itu pun merancang untuk meminta seperti apa yang Ahmad minta..
Ahmad :Bagi Big Mac satu..
Orang kampung: bagi Big Mac satu…
Ahmad: Air…Bagi air coke yer…
Orang kampung: Air…Bagi air coke yer…
Ahmad pon menjeling pada orang kampung tersebut..namun orang kampung tersebut buat tak tahu ajer…
Ahmad: ooo yer cik..bagi ash-tray satu yer…( masa tu Mc donalds buleh merokok lagi)
Orang kampung : ooo yer cik…bagi ash-tray satu yer…
Ahmad mula meradang lalu memarahi orang kampung tersebut…
Ahmad : hoi…yang kau pesan sama macam aku tu kenapa hah…takder otak ker?
Orang kampung: aper…ingat kau sorang jer ker makan ash-tray?

-Sources courtesy from my CCM mates at citraclub.com

Sports Summary for today

• Turkey beat Croatia 3-1 on penalties to reach the semi-finals of Euro 2008, after equalising in the last seconds of extra time. Croatia were so devastated and could not gather themselves for the shoot-out in which they managed to convert only one penalty.
• Fernando Alonso goes fastest in Friday practice of the French GP, ahead of the two Ferraris. I must be dreaming...
• Casey Stoner was fastest in Donington Park in yesterday final parctice. The Ducati rider sets the pace ahead of Honda's Nicky Hayden with Valentino 'The Doctor' Rossi third onboard his Yamaha.
• Marco Van Basten aims to topple Gus Hiddink as the two leads their team in tonight's batttle of Dutch coaches.
• The Japanese duo of Ryo Michigami and Takashi Kogure of Dome Racing Team clocked the fastest time in official practice of the Malaysian leg of the Super GT International Series at the circuit in Sepang Friday.

*compiled from various sources

Apa itu politik?

I don't want to touch on political issues in this weblog. The reason is, there's hundreds, maybe thousands of blogs out there on politics. Many of them (bloggers) are qualified political analyst or critics. Even Tun Dr Mahathir have his own blog now. I've listed some of the blogs i frequently visit in the "Blogs I Visited List" at the right hand of this blog. Bottom line, yang baik jadi tauladan yg buruk jadi sempadan. Bak kata Nabil "Lu pikir la sendiri" . Tapi, apakah itu politik? I got this "classic" example few months back, forwarded by my friend. Obviously, the email was forwarded before so many times that the originator identity himself was lost in the process. Credit to him.

"Sebuah keluarga dari golongan pertengahan, dimana suami dan isteri bekerja. Mereka mempunyai dua orang anak. Seorang lelaki berusia 9 tahun dan seorang perempuan berusia setahun. Segala urusan rumah dikendalikan oleh seorang pembantu rumah Indonesia .

Pada suatu malam, ketika sedang makan malam sekeluarga, si anak sulung yangberusia 9 tahun itu bertanya pada si ayah, "Ayah, apa itu politik?". Tersedak si ayah mendengar persoalan anaknya itu. Jawab ayah, "Politik itu macam keluarga kita. Ayah dapatkan wang untuk keluarga kita, ayah adalah kapitalis, Mama gunakan wang itu untuk menguruskan keluarga kita, jadi mama adalah kerajaan. Kakak pembantu rumah kita adalah golongan pekerja. Kamu adalah rakyat dan adik kamu adalah generasi masadepan. Faham? Kelipok-kelipok mata si anak kejam celik. Memang tidak faham. Lantas si ibu mencelah, "Tak apa, malam ini waktu hendak tidur,kamu fikirkan apa yang ayah cakap dan cuba faham okay.

Jadi semalaman si anak berusia 9 tahun itu tidak dapat lelapkan matanya berfikir tentang politik. Sehingga akhir sekali dia menjadi jemu dan hampir terlelap. Pada waktu itulah, si adik buat perangai. Meraung tengah-tengah malam pulak. Si anak itu pergi ke bilik ibu dan ayahnya hendak memberitahu bahawa adiknya yang bernama Abdullah (bukan nama sebenar) itu sedang meraung kerana pampersnya sudah penuh najis. Sampai di bilik dia lihat si ibu sedang lena tidur.Walau berkali-kali dipanggil, si ibu tetap tidur. Dilihat si ayah pula tiada di sebelah ibu. Jemu mengejutkan ibu yang tak bangun-bangun, dia mengambil keputusan ke bilik pembantu rumah. Bila dibuka bilik pembantu rumah, dia lihat si ayah sedang 'bermain' dengan si pembantu Indonesia itu. Akhir sekali si anak terpaksa menyalin pampers adiknya sendiri.

Sewaktu bersarapan esok pagi, si ayah bertanya, "Dah faham apa itu politik? Si anak yang sedang selera makan selamba menjawab, "Dah!". Si ayah dan ibu terkejut dengan jawapan selamba itu. Lantas si ibu mencelah, "jadi apa dia politik tu?" Si anak tanpa mengangkat muka melihat ayah dan ibunya, dengan tenang menjawab. "sewaktu kerajaan sedang asyik tidur, golongan kapitalis menodai golongan pekerja. Akibatnya rakyat di abaikan dan masa depan bergelumang najis! Itulah politik"

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1. Untuk menjadi seorang ahli Kelab Citra Malaysia, Muat turun borang penyertaan keahlian dari sini.


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Euro 08 & transfer rumours latest summary

Classy Germany eliminate Portugal: Germany secure an exciting 3-2 quarter-final win over Portugal to book a last-four Euro 2008 showdown with Croatia or Turkey.

Ronaldo to announce future plans : Manchester United winger Cristiano Ronaldo will make an announcement to clarify his future in the next few days.

LAMPARD MOVES CLOSER TO INTER MOVE : Frank Lampard is a step closer to being reunited with Jose Mourinho after the Chelsea star's agent revealed he would be meeting with Inter Milan bosses in the next 10 days.

F1 highlights

Ok. Lets start with some F1 news, shall we?

The pressure is on Lewis..

Lewis Hamilton admits the pressure to win in the Formula One World Championship is enormous. The McLaren driver hasn't had the best fortnight after crashing into his main rival Kimi Raikkonen in the pit lane in Canada. He has subsequently been hit with a 10-place grid penalty for the French Grand Prix. To make matters worse, he has been replaced at the top of the Drivers' Standings by BMW's Robert Kubica. "There's so much pressure, and I can't begin to explain how much pressure I have on my shoulders. "I put a lot of pressure on myself, and when you don't succeed it doesn't feel so great. Nice excuse, Lewis.

...as Bernie upped the ante on him

Bernie Ecclestone rates Fernando Alonso as the best Formula One driver currently on the grid, and believes Lewis Hamilton would be no match for Robert Kubica if the Pole was driving a Ferrari or a McLaren."If you saw him in a McLaren or a Ferrari, I think I'd put my money on him (Kubica) blowing away Hamilton," he said. Plus, Robert will be extra motivated by the intense rumour of his payrise (or should i say increased subsidy) from team sponsor Petronas effective midnight, June 5th 2008.